Forget assaulting toilet attendants and cheating Premiership footballer husbands, Cheryl Cole is facing the biggest test of her life right now.
A Facebook group has been set up with the sole intention of getting more followers than Cole - and the bastion of this group? Yes, it's the humble sausage roll.
The group - can this sausage roll get more fans than cheryl cole? - has now attracted over 500,000 followers compared to Cole's 1.5million 'fans'.
Founders of the successful Rage Against The Machine for Christmas No.1 campaign, Jon and Tracy Morter, have even given their backing to the sausage roll.
Remember the moan she had before Joe McElderry was blocked from the top spot? Well this could be even worse.
The momentum is clearly with the sausage roll. Join the group by following this link.
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- There's nothing humble about a sausage roll....Mmmm.
- Sausage Rolls have brought much joy to my life.
Cheryl Cole hasn't.
- I like Cheryl Cole but this is so funny I just had to join just for the novelty factor. I'm sure even Cheryl will find this amusing!
- Greggs sausage rolls give me erections
- Yet more feckless facebook users signing up for the latest flash in the pan bullshit,we are a society of fools.
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