The Phantom (1996) - So now we know what it would look like if accountants were also superheroes. Which they're not. They stick to what they're good at, and occasionally turn up at parties where they bore people to death, and everyone secretly wishes they'd all just disappear. Which is kind of what happened here. $42 million was spent on the film, and the box office returns numbered just $17 million which, as any accountant will tell you, spells disaster.

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