Rihanna - Stars are a bit dumb shocker! Ever since David Beckham wrote - to him - nonsensical sanskrit on his person, celebs the world over love a good pearl of wisdom graffitoed on them. Rihanna, sadly, got things a bit wrong. Getting the French grammar wrong, her tattoo 'rebelle fleur' translates to 'flower rebel'. Had the words been placed the right way round, 'rebel flower' still leaves us none the wiser as to the actual meaning.

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