The mighty X Factor â€˜talentâ€™ show has been re-launched this week. The search is on for another twinkly eyed twat like last yearâ€™s winner Steve Brookstein â€“ or even a new bunch of arse-faced gimps like runners-up G4.
Apparently Cowell is out for revenge after fellow judge, Louis Walshâ€™s band, G4 beat Brookstein on sales. Osbourne whoâ€™s protÃ©gÃ©s were both shit, decided to have a bitch about someone else instead.
â€œHave you seen U2â€™s live show?â€ she is quoted on Radio 1 as saying, â€œItâ€™s boring as hell. Itâ€™s like watching CNN.â€