Don’t worry Shazzer – we do too…
Davina Earl
12:54 18th August 2005

Bono - as boring as bollocks...The mighty X Factor ‘talent’ show has been re-launched this week. The search is on for another twinkly eyed twat like last year’s winner Steve Brookstein – or even a new bunch of arse-faced gimps like runners-up G4.

Apparently Cowell is out for revenge after fellow judge, Louis Walsh’s band, G4 beat Brookstein on sales. Osbourne who’s protégés were both shit, decided to have a bitch about someone else instead.

“Have you seen U2’s live show?” she is quoted on Radio 1 as saying, “It’s boring as hell. It’s like watching CNN.”