It has been revealed that Sophie Ellis-Bextor, pop-star possessor of a face like a satellite dish, got hitched last month in a secret wedding in Italy. The lucky fella is guitarist Richard Jones.
A source told BreakingNews.ie: â€œThey couldnâ€™t be happier. The ceremony was very simple and understated and it was a beautiful day.â€
â€œThey managed to keep the whole thing quiet as they didnâ€™t want to cause a fuss.â€
Or perhaps it was just because nobody gave a crap.