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Ten pop autobiographies we never want to read

From the Union J book to '50 Shades Of Niall Horan' and more - books we can live without

 

  • Title TBA: Despite the fact that Union J haven't even been together as a band for a year and also have yet to release any music, the X Factor rejects recently signed a book deal. Don't worry if you're not sure what they've got to write about - the book will also be
  • Title TBA: Despite the fact that Union J haven't even been together as a band for a year and also have yet to release any music, the X Factor rejects recently signed a book deal. Don't worry if you're not sure what they've got to write about - the book will also be "packed full of exclusive, beautifully-shot photography." Basically a picturebook, then.

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Wednesday 3rd April 2013 by Grace Carroll | Photos by WENN.com / Press

Tags: Miley Cyrus, Little Mix

Celebrity autobiographies and 'star stories' are all the rage these days. In fact, it almost seems to be a stipulation that achieving even a modicum of fame means so-called stars absolutely have to write a book about it afterwards - or at least hire someone to write it for or about them.

There's no doubt that everyone loves reading about famous people taking lots of drugs, because we all need to live vicariously through someone sometimes. But take out the fame - and, in a lot of cases, take out the drugs - and you're left with a boring so-called 'tell all' that... doesn't really tell anyone anything. Except for how much the star loves their fans, of course.

Despite not having released any music yet, former X Factor contestants Union J have signed a book deal and are planning to release their first book later this year. However, pointless celebrity books don't just stop at autobiographies - there's books about marriages, their lives and, of course, sex.

So take a look through our gallery, and find the celebrity books that really have no reason to exist...

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