She may be a superstar, but the Queen of Pop doesn't always have a way with words
Michael Baggs

11:15 27th March 2012

Madonna knows her way around a pop tune, and she's usually got a good ear for a producer, but when it comes to writing lyrics, she can sometimes be way off the mark.

New album 'MDNA' is no exception. Sure, the album title is a clever pun on not only her name but the club culture she has embraced with this dance-heavy album but it's probably the album's finest word-based moment. Some of the lyrics on 'MDNA' are toe-curlingly poor...

We've rounded up some of the most embarassing lyrics penned for Madonna's latest album. If you hear any more howlers on 'MDNA', make sure you let us know.

'Girl Gone Wild' - "The room is spinning / It must be the tanqueray / I'm about to go astray / My inhibition's gone away."

'I'm Addicted' - "Now that your name / Pumps like the blood in my veins / Pulse through my body / igniting my mind / It’s like MDNA and that’s OK."

'Some Girls' - "Some girls got an attitude / Fake tits and a nasty mood / Hot shit when she's in the loop."

'I Don't Give A' - "Gotta Get My Stockings On / Meet The Press / Buy The Dress / All of this to impress / Ride my horse / break some bones / Take it down a semitone."

'Give Me All Your Luvin' - "Give me all your love and give me your love / Give me all your love today / Give me all your / Love and give me your love / Let’s forget about time / And dance our lives away."

'Superstar' - "You can have the keys to my car / i'll play you a song on my guitar / ooh la la you're my superstar / I like the way you are."

'I'm A Sinner' - "Hail mary, full of grace / Get down on your knees and pray / Jesus Christ, hanging on the cross / Died for our sins, it’s such a loss/"

'Masterpiece' - "If you were the Mona Lisa / You'd be hanging in the Louvre / Everyone would come to see you /You'd be impossible to move."

'Love Spent' - "You had all of me, you wanted more / You had married me if I were poor / Yes if I was your treasury / You’d have found a time to treasure me."

'Beautiful Killer' - "Cause you’re a beautiful killer With a beautiful face / A beautiful killer and you won’t leave a trace / Do you know the reasons why you are a beautiful killer / Hurt yourself but you never die You are a beautiful killer."

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