5. The Cheeky Girls - Disgusting fame-seeking Transylvanian twins, The Cheeky Girls, burst onto the scene like shit on a wall in 2003 thanks to an appearance on 'Popstars: The Rivals'. Even Pete Waterman recognised these two were rubbish and he made Rick Astley a star! Never before has repeatedly banging your head against a brick wall seemed more pleasurable than when their debut - and only - single 'The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)' is playing. Since their pop career died, one of the twins dated Liberal Democrat MP Lembit Opik – no surprise then that he lost his seat in the 2010 general election.

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