Nicki Minaj reveals new Marge Simpson-esque hair, only pink (of course), during her first visit to London.

Mark Ronson unveils his new platinum blonde 2010 look - and upsets his Dad in the process.

Keith Flint – He’s had some dodgy haircuts in his time, but this blonde comb-over number from 2005 perhaps takes the biscuit. (wenn)

Jon Bon Jovi – It may have been the Eighties but there’s still absolutely no excuse for hair this damn bad. (pr photos)

Mick Hucknall – Before ye of red hair type start complaining, we’re not being ginger-ist. It’s just that the Hucknall’s hair often resembles a bird’s nest. (wenn)

Limahl – If I had hair this bad I’d be ‘Too Shy’ to go out in public too.

Kimya Dawson from The Moldy Peaches – Throughout the past two decades Kimya Dawson has had an array of bizarre haircuts. This is one of the worse ones.

Nicky Wire – He’s always had a dodgy fashion sense (take is all-in-one leopard skin outfits for example), but recently Wire has decided to dye his hair a weird purple tinge. Not good. (pr photos)

John Lydon of The Sex Pistols – Presumably Mr Rotten thought he was being all punky and controversial during The Sex Pistols’ 1996 reunion tour. In reality he just looked like a prat. (wenn)

Phil Spector – The maverick producer has entertained us all in recent years, not just for his courtroom dramas but also his damn freaky haircuts.

Guns n Roses – We’ll let Slash off for his hair (a style that he’s still sporting to this very day), but the rest of them can’t be forgiven.

Howard Jones – Nope, not the Killswitch Engage singer, but the Eighties pop star who even performed at Live Aid. A lovely mullet.

Jon McClure – Tell us where you had your hair cut Jon and we’ll personally go round there and demand a refund. A complete mess. (pr photos)

Art Garfunkel – For as long as we can remember old Art has been sporting a kind of balding ginger afro. Indeed, his hairstyle hasn’t changed since the Seventies.

James Garfunkel – Scarily his son James sports the exact same haircut. Fucking weird. (wenn)

Andre 3000 – The madcap Outkast member once had the hair to match his personality. It’s no wonder he used to keep his hat on all the time… (wenn)

Mike Score of A Flock of Seagulls – If one man personified the tackiness and garishness of the Eighties then it was the Flock Of Seagulls frontman. Brilliant.

Amy Winehouse – Her beehive is bad enough, but when Wino went peroxide blonde for a few weeks at the start of 2008, it looked truly hideous. (wenn)

Duran Duran – Another crop of aesthetic criminals from the Eighties, those Eighties pop heartthrobs Duran Duran. Nasty.

Lightspeed Champion – Bless him for his lovely music and all that, but onto more pressing issues: What the hell is Dev’s hair all about?! Answers on a postcard please.

Coil band – The experimental electronic types took the undercut that was trendy in the early Nineties to extremes. Hmmmm.

James Brown – Okay, it’s a tad unfair of us to use a photo of the music legend just after he was arrested – especially considering the fact that he kept it immaculate whilst on stage. Yet, messy haired and complete with his dressing gown, this mugshot is a classic.

Whitesnake – Purely unforgivable. Every single one of them. There’s not much more we can say.

Newton Faulkner – Apparently if you put your hair into dreadlocks, it cleans itself after a few months. You looks scruffy as fuck though. (pic: Carsten Windhorst)

Milli Vanilli – They mimed their way through their pre-recorded tunes and had shit hair to match. A complete farce, then. (wenn)

Russell Lisack of Bloc Party – Get that hair from out of your face son, it’s bloody ridiculous. (wenn)

George Clinton – The pioneer of P-Funk has had an amalgam of strange hairstyles. This is his trademark, multi-coloured number. Lovely. (wenn)

Peter Gabriel of Genesis – Back in the day when he was Genesis frontman and he actually had some hair, Gabriel fashioned it into a Mohican-esque style to startling effect.

Motley Crue – Their hair is still pretty bad now, especially the budgie-haired Nikki Sixx, but back in the Eighties it was just plain scary.

Gerard Way – In 2006, Gerard Way got rid of his flowing black locks in favour of a peroxide blonde short cut. No surprise then when he got rid of it some months later. (wenn)

Cedric from The Mars Volta - What is he thinking? He looks like a cross between Russel Brand, Geddy Lee, a black sheep and Cher... (pic: Carsten Windhorst)