27. Akon: 'Lonely' (2005) - In which the R&B star who gyrates with underage girls does a duet with Alvin and the Chipmunks. Well, not quite but you get the picture. Based around an annoying, impossibly high-pitched melody - actually a speeded up sample of Bobby Vinton's 1964 song 'Mr Lonely - Akon narrates a tale of loneliness that's tugged at the heartstrings of teenage girls around the globe. For the rest of us it left us gnawing at our knuckles.
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Frank Turner headlines huge Wembley show
Screaming fans to screaming murder: music stars in horror
The ramblings and rants of Courtney Love
- Where is Lady GaGa?

- She fell off the bottom of the list

- Excuse moi??? Quien demonios elige esto??? Before the storm es linda, digan lo q digan estas estupideces...

- Oh my God...I thought I was going to be all offended with your Jonas Brothers choice, but I actually totally agree. Such a mistake, that Miley collab. Love them otherwise though.
Carry on!

- No Tokio Hotel?!

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