Despite the viral news stories of his onstage leg breaking incident suggesting otherwise, it turns out Dave Grohl is, in fact, human - and as such, Foo Fighters have had to cancel their forthcoming slot at Glastonbury.
The news has come as a bitter disappointment to legions of fans with tickets to the festival. It's not all bad news though - there's every chance, given the powers of persuasion the Eavis family surely have, that their replacement will be every bit as good. Perhaps even better?? No? We went too far?
Here, from Coldplay to Taylor Swift, are the acts most likely to play Glastonbury's Friday headline slot in Foo Fighters' stead.