B*llocks...
Scott Colothan
09:57 30th March 2006

Morrissey has joked that he would rather eat his own testicles than reform The Smiths.

As previously reported, Mozza and Johnny Marr were offered millions to reform the band by the Coachella Festival this year but snubbed the interview.

Now, in a candid interview with Uncut, Morrissey spelt out in no uncertain terms that a reunion wouldn’t happen.

He said: “I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that’s saying something for a vegetarian.”

So that’s a no then is it Mozza?


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