Jarvis Cocker, the former Pulp singer up until the band went on permanent hiatus in 2013, has followed in Thom Yorke's footsteps by penning a letter to Father Christmas.
In the Christmas wishlist published by NME, Cocker asks Santa for "sexy glasses, cashmere underpants, a Jeremy Corbyn-style fishing hat, blind faith and a guided missile that only kills evil people and leaves nice people completely unscathed (ask British MOD for details)."
Cocker then amusingly signs off with, "P.S. Chimney has been cleaned – jackdaw nest removed. Mince pie, carrot & Bailey's in usual spot. PLEASE take care on new carpet!!"
Letters Live will see a star-studded list of celebrity guests reading the words of various world figures at London's Freemason’s Hall in March 2016. Tickets start at £35, and last year's performers included Benedict Cumberbatch, Kylie Minogue, Russell Brand and many more.
Read Cocker's full letter to Santa here.