




'All The Young Children On Crack' may be novel, but it’s not a novelty. Following a ten year disappearing act involving drugs problems, vagrancy and a jail stint, The Television Personalities' cult punk visionary Dan Treacy has somehow resurfaced with another idiot savant masterpiece. Featuring a deadpan repetition of the song’s title accompanied by a speeded up vocal and a budget ‘We Will Rock You’ beat, All The Young Children is a stupidly simple, insanely catchy playground perversion. A striking precursor to TVP’s stunning upcoming album. You can keep up to date with all the latest news from Gigwise by following us on Twitter and liking us on Facebook.

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