Bon Jovi – 'Welcome To Wherever You Are' (Mercury) Released 30/01/06

Despite the fact Bon Jovi have been around for over twenty years now, they still seem to insist on plaguing our ears with the their anthemic, ballad shite, and ‘Welcome To Wherever You Are’ is no exception. It's nearly four minutes of painfully vacuous lyrics along with an apathetic chorus that puts you in to a trance of mediocrity and even makes Belgium sound enticing. A dismal listen that’s well past its sell by date, we suggest nooo!