Ever put a track on your CD player and waited. Eventually some music starts and you think "yeah, this sounds ok". You wait a bit longer and the vocals start and immediately the air gets sucked from between your teeth. "STOP!!!" you scream. You're patient though, and you wait, and after two minutes even the music is starting to annoy and the weak deliverance of the Philip Larkin quote mid track "They **** you up your Mum and Dad" leaves you wanting to kill the singer.
If you're hearing this track chances are it's on a cover disc, something a record label insisted goes on in order to get the rights for the latest hit bands. Oh well, smile, the next track will be great at least, but not on this EP.
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