![Drake VS Common - Bring out your bulletproof vest for this one, because it's a corker. The two most emotional rappers out there began their bitchfight when Common mocked Drake's singing on track 'Sweet' (us neither). Drake was all,]()
Drake VS Common - Bring out your bulletproof vest for this one, because it's a corker. The two most emotional rappers out there began their bitchfight when Common mocked Drake's singing on track 'Sweet' (us neither). Drake was all, "say it to my face then" and the two settled their differences with a conker tournament on the school playground.
![Chris Brown VS Frank Ocean - The two R&B stars' entourages were involved in a scuffle after perennial douchelord Brown stole Ocean's parking space, which admittedly must have been a bit annoying, but Jesus guys, get a grip FFS. However, Brown came off looking even more of a prick than usual when Ocean posted a zen message on his Tumblr being all]()
Chris Brown VS Frank Ocean - The two R&B stars' entourages were involved in a scuffle after perennial douchelord Brown stole Ocean's parking space, which admittedly must have been a bit annoying, but Jesus guys, get a grip FFS. However, Brown came off looking even more of a prick than usual when Ocean posted a zen message on his Tumblr being all "forgiveness, albeit difficult, is wisdom." Deep, man.
![Lil Wayne VS Pusha T - This truly legendary (not) feud began when Pusha fired shots at YMCMB crew, probably for having such a fucking stupid name. Lil Wayne retaliated by tweeting:]()
Lil Wayne VS Pusha T - This truly legendary (not) feud began when Pusha fired shots at YMCMB crew, probably for having such a fucking stupid name. Lil Wayne retaliated by tweeting: "fuk pusha t and anybody that love em". Woah, run for cover everybody!
![MC Hammer VS Jay Z - Parachute pants-wearing one hit wonder MC Hammer didn't see the funny side when Jay Z referenced his brutal career failings on Kanye West's 'So Appalled'. Hammer responded with a terrible diss track, then apologised, THEN took to Twitter to call Jay Z a]()
MC Hammer VS Jay Z - Parachute pants-wearing one hit wonder MC Hammer didn't see the funny side when Jay Z referenced his brutal career failings on Kanye West's 'So Appalled'. Hammer responded with a terrible diss track, then apologised, THEN took to Twitter to call Jay Z a "hell boy" - coming across rather like someone who's just been dumped and is going through the seven stages of grief (denial, guilt, anger...). Jay Z, wisely, said nothing, because he's Jay Z.
![Eminem VS Insane Clown Posse - After a number of shots fired by Eminem at clown emulating hillbillies ICP (WHY EVEN BOTHER), Em's rap collective D12 and ICP attempted to resolve things by having a fucking paintball battle (we are not joking). Unfortunately, that didn't work and ICP made the ULTIMATE DISS by remixing Eminem's track 'My Name Is' into 'Slim Anus'. Fucking hell.]()
Eminem VS Insane Clown Posse - After a number of shots fired by Eminem at clown emulating hillbillies ICP (WHY EVEN BOTHER), Em's rap collective D12 and ICP attempted to resolve things by having a fucking paintball battle (we are not joking). Unfortunately, that didn't work and ICP made the ULTIMATE DISS by remixing Eminem's track 'My Name Is' into 'Slim Anus'. Fucking hell.
![Waka Flocka Flame VS Wiz Khalifa - This war of words began after Waka claimed he rolled renowned weedhead Khalifa a]()
Waka Flocka Flame VS Wiz Khalifa - This war of words began after Waka claimed he rolled renowned weedhead Khalifa a "huge blunt" he couldn't handle. The two rappers began a fuggy war of words on Twitter, which eventually dissolved when Khalifa presumably forgot what he was even talking about and decided to order three pizzas and watch Pineapple Express.
![Azealia Banks VS Everybody: OK girl, you're talented, we'll give you that. But your weak Twitter snipes at *deep breath* Rita Ora, Iggy Azalea, Angel Haze, Lily Allen, Perez Hilton, Kreayshawn, Lil Kim, Baauer, and um, The Stone Roses, are boring as hell now and remind us of the arguments we used to have on MSN Chat after school.]()
Azealia Banks VS Everybody: OK girl, you're talented, we'll give you that. But your weak Twitter snipes at *deep breath* Rita Ora, Iggy Azalea, Angel Haze, Lily Allen, Perez Hilton, Kreayshawn, Lil Kim, Baauer, and um, The Stone Roses, are boring as hell now and remind us of the arguments we used to have on MSN Chat after school.
![DMX VS Drake - Gravel voiced rapper DMX said that]()
DMX VS Drake - Gravel voiced rapper DMX said that "back in the day" he would have beaten up Drake "in an elevator", rather oddly. Back in the day? OK grandpa, how about now? The 'Party Up' hit maker then whined: "I don't like anything about Drake: I don't like his fucking voice, I don't like what he talks about. I don't like his face, I don't like the way he walks, nothing. I don't like his haircut." Jesus, DMX, act your bloody age.
![Drake VS Jay Z: Fine art? Fondue? LACROSSE? This is possibly the worst of the lot. It all started when, in an interview with Rolling Stone, Drizzy criticised Jay Z's recent, near-constant referencing of art in his lyrics. Jay]()
Drake VS Jay Z: Fine art? Fondue? LACROSSE? This is possibly the worst of the lot. It all started when, in an interview with Rolling Stone, Drizzy criticised Jay Z's recent, near-constant referencing of art in his lyrics. Jay "hit back" by calling Drake "Mrs Drizzy". THEN (stay with us), Drake told an interviewer Jay Z was "somewhere eating a fondue plate" at a basketball game. We don't know what that means. Finally, Jay Z suggested Drake is as "soft as lacrosse team" in a DJ Khlaed track. Major Leage Lacrosse then put Jay Z on blast, saying he wouldn't last "one minute" on the field. OUCH. It doesn't get much better than this, people.
![Tyler, the Creator VS Iggy Azalea: Tyler said Iggy]()
Tyler, the Creator VS Iggy Azalea: Tyler said Iggy "stinks" and her bum is fake. Iggy said Tyler is "immature". Tyler said "sorry". We've seen better fights in the playground.