Obviously no one watches the REAL Big Brother any more, but Celebrity Big Brother is often mildly entertaining - which is why the show is back for a second series in 2012.
Starting tomorrow on Channel 5 (yes, it still exists), morbid curiosity will have many tuning in to see which z-list celebrities will be rubbing shoulders and picking each other's pubes off the soap for the next few weeks. There will be token glamour model, the American one who used to be really famous and at least one sexually predatory soap actress in her fifties - but what, instead, if there were only musicians in the Big Brother house?
We've put together our dream musican Big Brother housemate guestlist - see who'd we'd happily lock up in a televised cube for a few weeks...
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