This hasn't been the best week for England and the United Kingdom. For a start, the weather appears to have decided to vanish for another year and leave us in the cold again. That's not to mention the less than encouraging signs coming from Roy Hodgson's England team and let's not even go there with Eurovision.
Actually, let's as Engelbert Humperdinck is one of our ten losers of the week below appearing alongside badly treated fans, deluded reality TV judges, tragic comeback stars, awful pop stars and errr, Morrissey.
Take a look below to see who has had a worse week than all of us combined.
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