Some of us love Christmas time and shove it down the throat of every rational grump spread across this nations great soil. This one is for the scrooges as each of these tracks will tear their soul asunder with their disregard for songwriting capabilities and overdose amounts of Christmas cheese (not cheer).
Each of these songs have been carefully selected on the grounds of just how awful they are, weighed up against the actual message which they are portraying alongside viability in comparison to the original version (if it's a cover).
As such expect classic missteps from the post Beatles John Lennon to The Cheeky girls and Aqua.
Merry bloody Christmas...
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