Most Swiss Army Knives come complete with scissors, knife, screwdriver and that thing you use to get stones out of horse's hooves. Not this mother-f*cker. Nope, this behemoth comes with 85 accessories including a TV aerial, cigar cutter and a trusty bicycle chain rivet setter. It will set you back a paltry £600.
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