50th Birthday Gifts That Morrissey Would Hate

The worst presents you could possibly give the Mozfather on his big day...

A joke book – With an arsenal of gags up his sleeve, how could Morrissey possibly stay moribund and miserable?!

Friday 22nd May 2009 by | Photos by WENN.com

24 hour deodorant, Quorn burgers, Conor McNicholas' testicles on a plate – they're all gifts Morrissey would no doubt love for his 50th birthday. Flipping things over, here are 10 presents that would truly make the Mozfather turn green in disgust.

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