50th Birthday Gifts That Morrissey Would Hate

The worst presents you could possibly give the Mozfather on his big day...

Friday, May 22, 2009
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24 hour deodorant, Quorn burgers, Conor McNicholas' testicles on a plate – they're all gifts Morrissey would no doubt love for his 50th birthday. Flipping things over, here are 10 presents that would truly make the Mozfather turn green in disgust.

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