Charles: “Ok everyone. If you are thinking about going to SXSW or just going to Austin for a holiday there are some things that I’d like you to consider before you buy a plane ticket. If you not fond of Mexican food get yourself a bloody lunch box, a loaf of bread and some billy bear because its pretty hard not to eat salsa for breakfast lunch and dinner. Take sun cream because the afternoons in Austin can get scorrchio. And just because they slop a super size meal in front of you, it doesn’t mean you have to lick the plate clean. I learnt this the hard way and now I am back in England I am finding it hard to satisfy my now Texas-size stomach. However I did discover a cheap alternative to drinking alcohol. Go for a Tex mex with a hangover and drink a bowl of their hottest salsa. Everything goes red for a bit, you get a bit dizzy and then your stomach feels like it’s punching all your major organs.”
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