Chris Martin Promises His Lyrics Will Improve

In a shock revelation, Chris Martin has declared that Coldplay’s lyrics need improving – and they know how to do it.

Martin claimed in a recent interview that he couldn’t pick a favourite Coldplay lyric, because he didn’t think they were very good.

Speaking to ginger minger, Chris Evans, on BBC Radio 2, Martin asserted: “One thing. They’re about to get brilliant.”

“I don’t want to go on about what we’re going to do but we’re about to get a lot better and part of that lyrically.”

Martin also revealed that the band were working on new material, and the process was causing him some stress: “I can’t sleep at the moment, cos we’re working on new stuff,” he said.