Madonna Is Blamed For Horsing Accident

Madonna has been blamed for falling off her horse because, according to an author, she simply uses horses as fashion accessories.

As previously reported on gigwise, Madge fell off her horse at her Dorset estate last month breaking her hand and collar bone and cracking three ribs.

Now, social critic Camille Paglia has hinted that Madonna does not yet have the skills as a rider. She said: “We are told she has been throwing herself into country pursuits to please her macho husband Guy Ritchie.

“Madonna is an accomplished athlete… But riding is not just another routine challenge she can master through sheer willpower.”

She added: “She will surely persist and may well triumph as a rider. But until then, let's hope she avoids the facile, disrespectful use of horses as props and fashion statements.”

Consider yourself told Madge.