A Radiohead fan has put two Radiohead tickets for tonight's show (9 October, 2012) on sale on Gumtree - revealing he is selling the tickets after discovering his girlfriend was cheating on him.
In the post on the online sales site, the seller (who calls himself 'Stu') reveals details of his discovery of his girlfriend's infidelity and hits out at her promiscuity. Needless to say his angry words aren't exactly polite.
"The reason these 2 tickets are for sale is because it recently became apparent that my girlfriend (now ex), who was supposed to be coming with her friend, has been fornicated with 2 other men during our 3 year relationship," says Stu, before joking that he is looking for attractive females to take the place of his ex and her friends.
"It is therefore necessary that the people purchasing these tickets be attractive females that will pose in flirty photos with us at the Radiohead gig."
He closes his advert encouraging any potential buyers to consider having sex with him, writing: "Sex after the concert is optional but encouraged."
See the Gumtree advert below.
Below: the Kings Of Limbs tour Stu's ex-girlfriend will now miss