Stop Press! Mariah Carey Not A Dirty Slapper

We all thought that Carey was a bit of a ho’ but apparently we were wrong; the wailing diva has revealed that she’s actually a chaste fag hag.

Talking about her sexual partners, the singer who is to perform at London's Live8, has commented that:

“I would need less than the fingers of one hand to count them all”

before hurriedly pointing out that this has nothing to do with her actually being repugnant to men:

“I have had a lot of boyfriends, but I did not have sex with most of them…If I even look at a man he immediately thinks: ‘Oh she fancies me’”

She also told German Cinema magazine that she prefers the company of homosexuals. We believe you Mariah, thousands wouldn’t. The thousands you’ve slept with that is.