- by Damien Black
- Friday, June 17, 2005





From the kooky opening lines of âDonât Abandon Your Bandâ (interesting choice of words given the situation), you just know that this isnât going to be one of those run-of-the-mill, commerce-hungry offerings that so pollute the soundwaves. But weird is by no means the limitation of this groupâs talent, as the beautifully poignant âWelcome to the Confusionâ quickly establishes; "Welcome to the trainline/To the end of the line/To the end of the rope/That is strangling the hope/that is mangling your mind".
âThese Damn Handsâ sees the band temporarily venture onto slightly more up-tempo pop-punk grounds, but even here the skewed vocals and screwball lyrics; "Who put the crow in the presidentâs bed?" ensure that the leftfield approach is not lost, and before the song is half-over itâs taking you into different territory, slowing right down to become a soporific dirge wallowing in the miseries of social exclusion and accompanying frustration.
But itâs midway through the album that the Stairs really hit their purple patch, starting with the addictive groove of the awesomely crafted âNot Sorryâ, which sees atmospheric verses build perfectly into the kind of chorus youâd need to be dumb not to sing along to. They follow this up with the mournful âThe Psychicâs Wrong Againâ ("Our cargo is human/Thatâs why the lights are dim") and the rousing feelgood acoustic ditty âOh! Sunday Morningâ, before remorselessly tugging at the heartstrings once again with the melancholy âFirefliesâ. Apparently not ignorant to the importance of track order, they bring us out of our stupor of infinite sadness with âBug Hospitalâ a White-Stripes-style electric stomper that would have Jack sullenly nodding in approval.
The whole album shows a gift for songwriting that is both distinctive and catchy, but the overall tone remains refreshingly unpretentious, and certainly isnât overproduced. Given this, itâs a shame the Stairs are separating, though guitarist/singer Ryan Walsh has said: âIf we all end up back in the same state a few years down the line weâre certain that weâll pick up where we left off.â Hereâs hoping.

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