Jackson Can Wear His Makeup Behind Bars

Well, life behind bars for Jacko might not be soooo bad, as he'd still be able to wear his lippy. Thank goodness!

But bad news for the Barnet, that long hair's simply got to go. NOBODY wears their hair like that in California jailhouses any more...Get with it, purleeease!

A nice spokeslady says,  "We do have male inmates who are transvestites — not that Mr. Jackson is a transvestite — and they are allowed to wear a certain amount of makeup as well. Men who choose to do it can do it."

But it's not all good news for the 46-year-old pop loon: "You cannot have any sort of cosmetic surgery while incarcerated," she adds. Damn. 

The (alleged) pop kiddie-fiddler may be sharing his blusher with some very interesting types, according to MTV News, especially as, if convicted, he is likely to be housed in the Protective Housing Unit (PHU) at Corcoran State Prison which presently holds murderous maniac Charles Manson and Robert Kennedy's assassin, Sirhan Sirhan.

I think we're going to need extra moisturiser for that lot, they've been rotting in there for years...Pass the cover-up! You could carry your shopping in those under-eye bags, Manson!