Official: Music Gives Teenagers The Horn

A scientific study has proved what many have known for a long time – music gives the kids the horn.

Jamaican scientist Tazhmoye Crawford’s findings suggested that for kids aged nine (Ed. Starting them young these days aren’t they!) to seventeen music is the main stimulant for sexual experimentation.

In the study 10% of males and 5% of females suggested that music is the number one factor.

However, for going the whole nine yards music is only the fifth highest motivational factor according to the Guardian.

We’re guessing hormones and alcohol must be amongst the four other causes higher than music.