You thought you had problems? Well, this puts everything into perspective. Muse drummer Dominic Howard has been complaining that the sandwiches in America are gargantuan in comparison to what they get in dainty old Blighty.
Howard says that sandwiches in the US have "six inches of meat," (a bad thing, apparently), which is "overwhelming for small English people," Music-News.com has reported. Aaaaw.
And don’t talk to him about tea. Ordering tea in the US is a minefield of confusion and blunders, being served the stuff iced instead of hot, for example. He says Americans give him funny looks when he orders tea hot. Rock and roll, eh? Blimey…
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