Old Yellow Pitch: Arctic Monkeys Flood Cricket Ground With Piss

Arctic Monkey’s fans have created a smelly problem at Lancashire County Cricket Club’s Old Trafford ground after they urinated all over the pitch.

It fellow’s the Arctic’s huge shows at the venue earlier this month that saw over 100,000 people attend.

Apparently parts of the pitch were flooded by impatient people relieving themselves on the grass instead of in the portaloos.

Player from Lancashire and Hampshire were hit by the smell last week after a rain affected four day match at the ground.

Hampshire wicketkeeper Nic Pothas complained to the Sun: “The smell on the outfield was diabolical, and it was obviously stale wee.

“A couple of the Lancashire players went to them (the gigs) and told us they’d never seen so many people relieving themselves

“Men were peeing into empty pint glasses and emptying the contents on the outfield, and women were squatting to pee due to long toilet queues

“The main worry for the fielding side was when it came to having to shine the ball.”

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