Keane's Chaplin Went To Rehab For Port Addiction

Kasabian’s Serge Pizzorno has claimed Keane singer Tom Chaplin went to rehab to cure his addiction to port.

Chaplin himself cited a “drink and drugs” problem after checking out of the Priory last month, but according to Pizzorno the “posh kid” was hooked on after-dinner wine.

He tells The Sun, “We heard he was addicted to port! Who else but Keane would be addicted to port? It’s not exactly a rock ’n’ roll drink. But we heard that’s what he was in the Priory for.”

“All these bloody posh kids. You’d never get us drinking port, it’s a bloody horrible drink.”