Electro-poppers Robots In Disguise are giving you a once in a life-time opportunity to bang some skins for them.
However, before you get too excited there are some conditions.
First, you presumably you have to be able to play the drums like a robot. Secondly, you have to live in the London. And, thirdly, you can’t be having the kind of sexual organs that dangle between your legs – which counts us out on all three. Drat.
But if you do happen to tick these boxes and fancy a bit of fun-loving, punky gigidge, then Sue Denim and Dee Plume want to hear from you.
They can be contacted through their MySpace site - www.myspace.com/robotsindisguise - or their website proper -www.robotsindisguise.co.uk.
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