Lily Allen's Ode To Girls Aloud's Cheryl Tweedy

Rising star Lily Allen has penned an ode to Girls Aloud star Cheryl Tweedy, which will feature on the B-Side of her new single Smile.

The former stage-school brat bemoans on the track that she’s not as pretty as the popstar, who is currently fulfilling crucial WAG duties at the World Cup in Germany by being the only girl willing to hang out with Victoria Beckham.

Allen sings on the song - which, in true Ronseal fashion is entitled ‘Cheryl Tweedy’, “I wish my life was a little less seed/ Why am I always so greedy?/ I wish I looked like Cheryl Tweedy/ I know I never will.”

Oh Lily, all you need is a bit of fake tan and a few well placed blonde highlights...