Graham Coxon – 'I Can’t Look at Your Skin' (Parlophone) Released 17/07/06

"So, what appears to be the problem. Mr Coxon? Are you alright? You don’t appear to be making eye contact with me? I’m sorry, what was that? You just can’t look at my skin? Well, that really is odd.  Is it a racial thing? No? Well, I could prescribe you some antibiotics, but I’m not sure which type to give you. Perhaps some calpol? No? Well, perhaps you could try some musical therapy. Well, I don’t know. Write a song about it? Well, if you’re stuck for inspiration you could just nick a few Buzzcocks riffs, and shout a bit like Johnny Rotten. Well, it doesn’t matter if you can’t sing, neither could they. And you’re an imaginative boy, I’m sure you can come up with some lyrics that will describe your condition… Oh, you’ve already got some? Let’s have a look. Hmm… Well, I must admit they don’t seem to make much sense. But they scan, I’m sure. Yes, just put them all together. See? Wonderful."