Keith Richards To Have His Brain Drained

The Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards needs a brain operation to remove excess fluid after his fall on a Fijian island.

Despite the aging rocker being discharged from a New Zealand hospital with “mild concussion”, his situation is reportedly worse than it first seemed.

After suffering ‘dull headaches’, today’s Sun claims that Richards suffered a brain haemorrhage in the fall and surgery is imminent.

A ‘source’ told the paper: “Keith’s accident has turned out worse than everybody feared.

“After the tests, doctors decided they should drain his skull. It given him a scare but he has been told that he should make a full recovery once it’s done.”

All the best Keef.