Shaggy ‘Ultimatum’ (Island) Released 13/02/06

Pop rascal Shaggy’s been a naughty boy again. His bird’s had enough of his wandering pants, delivering a Springeresque 'Ultimatum' "Ditch your cheating ways, or we’re history!" Shaggy, despite previous form, is man enough to admit “it was me”, and comes out fighting like any good Springer guest. “So what if she was your cousin?” What’s she expect? He’s a “typical Jamaican” with “a reputation”. Fair point. And how’s he supposed to resist these wicked temptresses when they’re “dressed like that”? Exactly! The Shaggster neatly wraps up the argument by pointing out his lady’s failed to “take into consideration it was sexual frustration”. If only real life was this easy. Mind you, for Shaggy it probably is.