James Blunt's Parents Ask Him To Repay School Fees

Excruciatingly painful on the ears pop pap whiner James Blunt has been asked to pay back his public school fees by his parents now he’s dead rich from conning the obviously tone deaf British public into thinking his music is actually any good.

Blunt attended the £23,625 per year Harrow school in his formative years (So that’s why he sings so high pitched!) but now mama and pa want the money repaid.

Blunt’s father Charlie said: "He's done frightfully well with all this pop music stuff. We're terribly proud. Apparently he's sold four million albums or something. That sounds very encouraging.”

"We have decided that the time is right to ask him to repay us the considerable school fees we spent on him as a boy."

Frightfully – a word of many connotations!