Is Moby Losing The Plot?

Usually one to vent his spleen on hard-hitting issues like terrorism, the war in Iraq and President Bush, Moby has made a weird posting on his official website listing just why he’d like to be a vampire. Ahem.

The bald headed vegan quoted a poll he hosted where 98% of readers said they would not like to be a vampire and have immortal life. He then went to great lengths to explain just why he’s part of the 2% minority and that being a vampire would be ‘fantastic’.

The ramblings then lose the plot slightly, with talk of zombie bugs, pigeons and cockroaches.

It reads:

i have to say that i fall into the 2% category.
not sure how i could reconcile vampirism with veganism, though.
my friend conchetta did ask a good question.
basically: what if immortality doesn't involve personal jet packs and unlocking the secrets of dna and food in pill form, but rather involved a blasted, desolate earth with only cockroaches and pigeons for friends?
i guess then you have to learn to love cockroaches and pigeons.
maybe assemble an unholy army of the living dead(who just happen to be cockroaches and pigeons. see, someone should make a zombie movie involving bugs. 'zombie bugs' is a title that springs to mind, for example.
('bug zombies' also could work.)

my brain also does this odd thing where it takes whole words and breaks them into random, disparate parts.
like 'pigeon'.
i read it as 'pig eon'.
'together' becomes 'to get her'.
and so on.
maybe i'm just predisposed to arbitrary compartmentalizing.
i don't know.

ok, back to vampires.
yes, call me crazy, but i think that being a vampire would be fantastic.