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Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby sweary mary on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:23 pm

on Dragon's Den? :lol:

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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby Medalion Man on Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:34 am

im out!
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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby oxyGEN Tent on Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:54 am

possibly...
kez-piece[br] @ http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuse ... =475571302

Hey guys

I have a little secret I have not told any of you,

When Im not in the studio or promoting my promo album ""Little Bird"
I do another a job...

Ever seen the film HITCH? of course you have, well anyway, Im the female version of HITCH!

Yes, I train men in the art of seduction and help and show them how to pick up beautiful woman.

I have been working for Europe's largest "Pick Up" company "puatraining" for three years now, and what started off as a part time job has now become a huge part of my life. The company and I are regularly doing media work such as tv, newspapers,documentaries, radio , and might soon be on Dragons Den.
I felt that hiding this from you guys was going to be a bit of a waste of time, since we are now getting so much media attention.
This is one of the reasons I was in the USA recently. We are in discussions with MTV about having our own show on a prime time slot.

my other account is http://www.myspace.com/kezia_pua
and it would be great if you could add me on there.

My music career is going strong, and with the media attention from my other job, its a given that my sales on itunes are rapidly increasing.

The reason I kept this a secret for so long, was because of certain advice I was given from people at the record company. they said it might alienate my female audiance. I realised how ever, that when I did reveal to woman my job, they were facinated, and thought ultimatley it was a great idea. Especially if it means fixing mens problems in talking to woman.
Hopefully the ladies on here will feel the same way.

The website of the company is http://www.puatraining.com you can check out all the detail there

Thanks

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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby Junkmonkey on Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:11 am

Aye it were definitely her.

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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby Medalion Man on Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:35 am

DID SHE GET ANYTHING?
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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby Medalion Man on Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:37 am

>Ever seen the film HITCH? of course you have


NOPE
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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby Junkmonkey on Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:46 am

No, Duncan made some pervy comment his wife not being very pleased if he invested in a dating agency. Kezla didn't even speak, she just stood there and pouted!

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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby BillyStrauss on Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:52 am

Junkmonkey wrote:No, Duncan made some pervy comment his wife not being very pleased if he invested in a dating agency. Kezla didn't even speak, she just stood there and pouted!


what? she didn't come out with any of her usual racist and anti-islamic bile? for shame.
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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby Andy on Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:34 am

C'mon what's Islam ever done for Israel!?

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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby BillyStrauss on Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:04 am

Andy wrote:C'mon what's Islam ever done for Israel!?


about as much as Israel has done for Islam... just as well phony tony is sorting the whole mess out before he becomes president of europe, isn't it?
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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby Medalion Man on Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:42 pm

saw the repeat on sunday she didnt say a word makin money tho
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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby McNurse on Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:14 pm

I wanna try and find their book. Not to buy or read mind you, but mostly for a cheap laugh.

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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby SmellyTrabs on Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:36 pm

I'm pretty sure I saw Kezia grinding 'round in her undies on a beach in one of them adverts for shit chat-lines late one night. looked just like her. "are you looking to talk about xionism to girls in your local area right now?"

I don't which is more hilarious.

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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby Andy on Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:24 pm

oxyGEN Tent wrote:possibly...
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Re: Is it my imagination or did I just see Kezia

Postby salmo on Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:07 pm

I wonder how old she is now? They are using a lot of soft focus.
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