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Postby kearnsy on Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:53 am

where is everyone maaaaaaaaaaaaan?

i feel i've got a release of witty one liners to unleash but no-one to unleash them on

where's all my internet jousting buddies?
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Re: tut

Postby Lyons on Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:57 am

Its gonna be even deader in the next few days when everyone fucks off to get muddy

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Re: tut

Postby oxyGEN Tent on Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:21 am

i'm here.

i've just got nothing to say at present.

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Re: tut

Postby kearnsy on Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:30 am

i know, i was lying, i ain't got now't to say myself, i just wanted to try and impress any newbies who may be browsing
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Re: tut

Postby Reydelmal on Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:11 pm

Create your own poltergeist! Log onto Facebook after a night at the pub and the next day it'll come back and haunt you

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Re: tut

Postby Boydy on Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:01 pm

I'm here now! Got over my usual come down I get after Garlands and the Gbar!

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Re: tut

Postby BimboLimboSpam on Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:39 pm

I've got my boat in a big dock next to the sea and loads of ships. When I'm not handrearing frogs I'm working on another boat. Uni is over for the year. On Saturday I crashed my car, need a new rear windscreen.

That's my life in a nutshell right now.

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Re: tut

Postby shlong on Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:42 pm

BimboLimboSpam wrote:I've got my boat in a big dock next to the sea and loads of ships. When I'm not handrearing frogs I'm working on another boat. Uni is over for the year. On Saturday I crashed my car, need a new rear windscreen.

That's my life in a nutshell right now.


Jesus how many car crashes have you had? I'd be slightly concerned if I was your insurer.
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Re: tut

Postby BimboLimboSpam on Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:45 pm

shlong wrote:
BimboLimboSpam wrote:I've got my boat in a big dock next to the sea and loads of ships. When I'm not handrearing frogs I'm working on another boat. Uni is over for the year. On Saturday I crashed my car, need a new rear windscreen.

That's my life in a nutshell right now.


Jesus how many car crashes have you had? I'd be slightly concerned if I was your insurer.


I seem to average about 1 every two years, except 2007, that was a bad year.

That's not including getting my car torched or broken into though. I just don't tell the insurance anymore, I'm third party anyway since the only time I had fully comp my car got torched and they actually left me out of pocket.

Autoglass wanted £500+ for a new window, just found a new back door for £30! Result!

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Re: tut

Postby Boydy on Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:46 pm

Right Bimbs, you've got a car? Say you go for miles and miles on yer boat and decide to stay there, how'd you get your car? Do you have to get a bus?

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Re: tut

Postby BimboLimboSpam on Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:49 pm

Boydy wrote:Right Bimbs, you've got a car? Say you go for miles and miles on yer boat and decide to stay there, how'd you get your car? Do you have to get a bus?


Yeah up here the A6 runs alongside the canal and there's loads of buses. When I was sailing up from Northampton I used to leave my car somewhere, cruise for a couple of days then ride my bike back, and it would take about 2 hours by bike. Then some fucker tapped a hole in my fuel tank and stole all my diesel, so I drove it back to Liverpool and left it there.

Funnily enough someone asked me the same question yesterday, except he seriously asked if I could drive my car onto my boat.

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Re: tut

Postby The Yak on Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:51 pm

You see that alot on the Rhine barges and that - cars on the back.

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Re: tut

Postby Boydy on Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:52 pm

You should just get one of these and be done with it.

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