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Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby Reydelmal on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:03 pm

I'm supposed to be looking for a new job.

I'm sitting in my front room looking at boring jobsites and ever 5 seconds some fit studenty ladies walk past the house in little summer dresses and all of a sudden I want a fucking beer!

I'm giving it an hour then off to sit in Abercrombie square.

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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby Junkmonkey on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:16 pm

Take note Boydy - look out for rustling bushes.

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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby Reydelmal on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:19 pm

Any dogsbody/ work experience available down your gaff Junk?

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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby chockablock on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:37 pm

summer + tits = :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby salmo on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:56 pm

banana between bouncy spheres, indeed.
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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby Junkmonkey on Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:06 pm

Dunno Rey, we lost the EFC contract so it's a bit quiet up here at the mo. Always worth asking though as they love the idea of people working for free.

Chocka you should have come to the park yesterday, there were literally thousands of bouncing boobs on the run!

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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby Apo11o on Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:28 pm

why have i now got the image of paul mccartney doing boobs on the run with loads of boobs bouncing in his face? just detatched boobs ... bouncing. up and down. boobs.
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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby composeur on Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:39 pm

graham from vew's got nice tits.
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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby BimboLimboSpam on Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:43 pm

I had an awesome day at work today, first 5 hours were solid slog, serving old people tea and coffee and then washing up 60 cups and saucers and teapots twice.

Then for the last two hours we only had four passengers and I got to steer the massive 65ft, 10ft wide boat for a while, found out the first coach load had done a whip round and I'd got £9 in tips, moored up, went home, got changed, came the pub for a pint of cider that is so cold it's half slush puppy - all within 3 minutes.

Sorry to gloat, but I love my life. Also, I can see lots of fit fellas with their tops off from here.

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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby oxyGEN Tent on Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:58 pm

i've been sat in an office looking at pdfs

beat that

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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby The Yak on Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:56 pm

Bank holiday here today. Sat on the beach and did the crossword surrounded by loads of naked boobs. :twisted: :twisted:

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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby Reydelmal on Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:40 pm

Yak is not allowed to post in this thread anymore.

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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby oxyGEN Tent on Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:41 am

The Yak wrote:Bank holiday here today. Sat on the beach and did the crossword surrounded by loads of naked boobs. :twisted: :twisted:

Image

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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby Boydy on Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:45 am

I'm off sick this week (yeah, right) so I'm just off into the back garden to do my ironing!

A woman's job is never done blah blah blah............

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Re: Fucks sake! Summer!

Postby composeur on Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:59 am

Junk munk in her element, clocking birds behind the shades. Wide. 8) I bet you would'nt stare without the shades you fat perv.
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