Spotted

[Subversive]

Trigger from Only Fools and Horses walking to the gym in a dressing gown and tartan Ugg boots

[shlong]

Trigger from Only Fools and Horses walking to the gym in a dressing gown and tartan Ugg boots

sat next to him at Edinburgh fringe last year....some shite production. He looked dead trendy. No joke.

[composeur]

big wow, it's london lad, you see all kinds, unless you spend all yer time in an office. I've seen loadsa tv personalities in london in the space of a few days, the only person who'd make one soil his pantsd is if i saw whinehouse.

[The Yak]

She'd probably shit herself if she saw you too.

[Subversive]

big wow, it's london lad, you see all kinds, unless you spend all yer time in an office. I've seen loadsa tv personalities in london in the space of a few days, the only person who'd make one soil his pantsd is if i saw whinehouse.

I've seen her too

[Boydy]

I shook hands will Harry Cross in Brookside Close. Yes. In the actual close. In front of his rockery too.

[chockablock]

and was he?

[Boydy]

Big wow. Now there's a blast from the past. I used to buzz off me ma tryin' to 'get down wid the kids' she'd say Big Wal!!! Bless her.

[kearnsy]

pffft, yeah yeah yeah minor celebrities

king kenny dalglish came over to me and my mate and personaly, i stress the word personaly gave us a box of deformed jacobs club biscuits and thanked us for our hard work.

[composeur]

i saw jamie bowie once, he's famous innit?. butt he had to tell me he was on telly once before i knew mind.

was he in never-ending story, or tron?

There are a few people who call me trigger, probably because i called someone called Andy, Dave, all the time.


and kearnsy, i korrekt myself, if i saw king kenny i would be shaking like a leaf, genuinely starstruck. And I've been to bellend field, watching the binman southall point at me as i was taking a picture of him, calling me a cheeky little...... with my crown paints t-shirt on. and i've felt trevor stevens car.

[composeur]

big wow, it's london lad, you see all kinds, unless you spend all yer time in an office. I've seen loadsa tv personalities in london in the space of a few days, the only person who'd make one soil his pantsd is if i saw whinehouse.

I've seen her too

i've walked past tony wilson as well, when i was in the fetherlites, outside the old picket. he gave my fellow bandmates that, no-one will ever surpass joy division look.

and i've had angus dayton smirking at me across a crowded concert hall going, hehe, there's george best.

[Junkmonkey]

[composeur]

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm in your way
You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

All I'm about to say
Some hope; and some despair
All I'm about to say
Some hope; and some despair
Oh ...

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm in your way
You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

All I'm about to say
Some hope; and some despair
All I'm about to say
Some hope; and some despair
Oh, oh ...

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One for me, a-hey-hey
A-hey
A-hey
A-hey

[Junkmonkey]

We hate it when our friends become successful
We hate it when our friends become successful
Oh, look at those clothes
Now look at that face, it's so old
And such a video !
Well, it's really laughable
Ha, ha, ha ...
We hate it when our friends become successful
And if they're Northern, that makes it even worse
And if we can destroy them
You bet your life we will
Destroy them
If we can hurt them
Well, we may as well ...
It's really laughable
Ha, ha, ha ...
You see, it should've been me
It could've been me
Everybody knows
Everybody says so
They say :
Ah, you have loads of songs
So many songs
More songs than they'd stand
Verse
Chorus
Middle eight
Break, fade
Just listen ...
La, la-la, la-la

[composeur]

Because I’m fat
I’m fat and proud
I’m fat and proud and this is how the big girls sound
Because I’m fat
I’m fat and proud
I’m fat and proud and I’m sure you’ve seen my butt around
Because I’m fat
I’m fat and proud
I’m fat and proud and the heaviest girl you’ve found
Because I’m fat
I’m fat and proud
I’m fat and proud and this is how the big girls sound

Im like the ozone hover over your home…

[Verse Two]
I would hate to be one of those fat cunts
You can’t eat off your stomach or finish your lunch
Well you got no rhythm; well you got no groove
Well you got no blubber that you can move
Well your bones stick out and your nose sticks out
There are fourteen ribs on your cage that I can count
People always saying: “You don’t eat enough”
But I’d snap you in half I gave you a hug

[Verse Three]
Well it doesn’t really bug me much
Cause I know that there’s a lot of me that you can touch
Well the bigger the man is the bigger the tan
Kickin it at the beach, lying on the sand

For all you car boys working on your suspension
Paying all that money for the up and down attention
Just to put me in and take me out
Trust me you’ll get that look from everyone about
As you see, I love my size
I just wish you could see me through my eyes
Then you’d realise that I hold the prize
For the biggest woman you’ve seen alive