hi, i'm new

[bristolhead]

Hello, I've just signed up today. My name is lisa..just thought i'd say hello!

[chockablock]

hi bristol

take a seat, someone will be along with the entrance exam shortly

[The Yak]

Hi Lisa!

Your name reminds me of my mate who just had a baby and she was complaing to me the other day that each of her tits is now the size of her head. She's only little.

Welcome!

[bristolhead]

Hi chockoblock, hi yak thanks for the welcome....aw hope your friends tits are normal soon!

[The Yak]

No, I don't think they're ever the same again after you have a baby. She's just going to have to live with it.

[Andy]

Excellent, we're talking tits with a n00b already.

[salmo]

Obliqattory pun: What's all this talk of bristols, eh?

Surely they must've been a size anyway. Surgery aside, you don't go from knat bites to ümlautters in one swift move.

[salmo]

...and howdy bristol, where's my manners?

Have a dancing banana

[Boydy]

Is Bristolhead like Tithead, but just posher?

[The Yak]

Obliqattory pun: What's all this talk of bristols, eh?

Surely they must've been a size anyway. Surgery aside, you don't go from knat bites to ümlautters in one swift move.

Aye, she was 'atractively built' to start with for such a small frame.

[bristolhead]

Is Bristolhead like Tithead, but just posher?

And where are you from??

[oxyGEN Tent]

hello

Entrance exam, Part 1:
Favourite flavour crisps?
What is punk?
Jade Goody?

[Boydy]

Is Bristolhead like Tithead, but just posher?

And where are you from??

I'm originally from Glasgow but reside in Liverpool, I've lived in Bristol for a while too, in Hanham.

[Subversive]

Welcome Bristol, hope everyone is making you feel at home

[chockablock]

can you say hello to the cadbury house next time you go past? i love that boozer (well, i did the few times i went about 10 years ago)