Will the Spuds ever win a match again?

[Subversive]

How long till Juande goes back to Spain?

[Medalion Man]

HELL BE GONE SOON.

[Subversive]

What do you reckon of Modric, looked so good at the Euros but seems to lightweight for the Premier League

[da-boy-ch]

Modric ooozes class, i reckon he'll adapt eventually if he stays needs a few meals down him though you right, Ramos is being lined up for Athletico Madrid if their poor form continues

[salmo]

How long till Juande goes back to Spain?

Juan-de, maybe sunday...


Honestly though. It's beyond a joke now.

[molyneux]

Modirc is quality, but when he hasn’t got the ball he’s a lazy cunt (bit like Berbatov). Another thing I noticed last night: why is Ledley King on playing European games and not premiership matches? Strange one that

Spurs look like they just really can’t be arsed playing footy at the moment though. If Bolton beat Spurs on Sunday, father Carris will be sacked on Monday

[molyneux]

You can buy a video now in the shops of ‘Tottenham = the Glory Years’ for £200.

£5 for the tape and £195 for the Betamax player

[mike mc]

Ledley King is fucked, he can only play a few games at a time. Spuds are great, they're even funnier than Newcastle.

[salmo]

Some of my recent favourites

What do a toothpick and Tottenham have in common? They both have two points

Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of manure on it every week."

What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox

Is it just me or are Spurs the team to beat this season? Everyone's at it.

A man is sitting in a pub with his jack russell dog one Sunday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: "Stoke City 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer. Suddenly the jack russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six months."

What's the difference between Juande Ramos and a cowboy? A cowboy wears Spurs on his boots whereas Ramos is a crap manager.

[McNurse]

Some of my recent favourites

What do a toothpick and Tottenham have in common? They both have two points

Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of manure on it every week."

What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox

Is it just me or are Spurs the team to beat this season? Everyone's at it.

A man is sitting in a pub with his jack russell dog one Sunday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: "Stoke City 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer. Suddenly the jack russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six months."

What's the difference between Juande Ramos and a cowboy? A cowboy wears Spurs on his boots whereas Ramos is a crap manager.

I'm having that

[molyneux]

Thats currently doing the rounds

[the shiny phantom pearl]

but you guys are forgetting, terrible terry joints head looks like a spud on a koktail stick. freak of nature or just plain scary. mr potato head?

[Subversive]

Well it was an interesting weekend for them wasn't it!!

Oh, and 'Arry is a two faced cunt - Portsmouth will be his last job my arse