Right, I'm getting ready to be a student by practising my whinging.
Going to Lancaster which is divided up into 'colleges'. This means fuck all unless you live there, but everyone has to be a member of a college and they have their own common rooms and stuff. I'm not going to be living on campus.
Got a letter yesterday telling me I have to pay £30, compulsory, to join the college. Apparently the college will provide me with 'academic, financial and welfare' support, but I'm already paying them £3145 a year tuition fees and I expect that to be included.
AND I keep getting emails telling me to pre-order a 'purplecard'. This is basically an NUS card but you pay £12.50 a year for it. They don't tell you that every student is entitled to a free NUS card, but apparently at Lancaster if you get the free one it doesn't come with a photo and loads of places won't accept it. All the emails say that it's accepted nationwide but I know that's a load of shite because no one in Liverpool will know what a 'purplecard' is, everywhere just takes NUS.
Bad enough I'm paying over 3 grand a year for the privilege of education without them trying to sneak all this extra shit in.