My 'line manager' has just come up with an 'idea'. Instead of asking "what do you think of this idea"
He says "I'm gonna run this up the flagpole and see who salutes"
Pissin meself!!
Please respond with like office speak that i can start using - for a laugh obviously
Peace
Office Speak
by Zombie Ballad on Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:37 pm
"I guess we'll just have to suck it and see"
"Just so we're all singing from the same hymn sheet"
"We'll build a quick wicker man tomorrow and see how many christians wanna burn".
"Just so we're all singing from the same hymn sheet"
"We'll build a quick wicker man tomorrow and see how many christians wanna burn".
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by salmo on Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:40 pm
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, San Serif, Arial" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Zombie Ballad</i>
<br />"I guess we'll just have to suck it and see"
<b>"Just so we're all singing from the same hymn sheet"</b>
"We'll build a quick wicker man tomorrow and see how many christians wanna burn".
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haha I was gonna suggest that one
10/10 for suggestion 3
<br />"I guess we'll just have to suck it and see"
<b>"Just so we're all singing from the same hymn sheet"</b>
"We'll build a quick wicker man tomorrow and see how many christians wanna burn".
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haha I was gonna suggest that one
10/10 for suggestion 3
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by mystic on Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:43 pm
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, San Serif, Arial" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Zombie Ballad</i>
<br />"I guess we'll just have to suck it and see"
"Just so we're all singing from the same hymn sheet"
<b>"We'll build a quick wicker man tomorrow and see how many christians wanna burn".</b>
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Do you work for the church of scientology at all?
<br />"I guess we'll just have to suck it and see"
"Just so we're all singing from the same hymn sheet"
<b>"We'll build a quick wicker man tomorrow and see how many christians wanna burn".</b>
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Do you work for the church of scientology at all?
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by Zombie Ballad on Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:49 pm
Close, Jobcentre Plus;)<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, San Serif, Arial" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mystic</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, San Serif, Arial" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Zombie Ballad</i>
<br />"I guess we'll just have to suck it and see"
"Just so we're all singing from the same hymn sheet"
<b>"We'll build a quick wicker man tomorrow and see how many christians wanna burn".</b>
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Do you work for the church of scientology at all?
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<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, San Serif, Arial" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Zombie Ballad</i>
<br />"I guess we'll just have to suck it and see"
"Just so we're all singing from the same hymn sheet"
<b>"We'll build a quick wicker man tomorrow and see how many christians wanna burn".</b>
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Do you work for the church of scientology at all?
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by molyneux on Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:50 pm
Oh fuck, what a complete gang of twats. I fucking hate management, I’m convinced all of them are aliens.
How about these:
Let me run this by you
Take a quick thought shower on the subject
We need you to walk the extra mile on this please
Do it in your marginal time
How about these:
Let me run this by you
Take a quick thought shower on the subject
We need you to walk the extra mile on this please
Do it in your marginal time
Stand up and be counted for what you are bout to receive
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by Zombie Ballad on Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:57 pm
Please
Lobotomise
US<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, San Serif, Arial" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by The Yak</i>
<br />I always wanted to know: what is the PLUS meant to denote?
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Lobotomise
US<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, San Serif, Arial" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by The Yak</i>
<br />I always wanted to know: what is the PLUS meant to denote?
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by salmo on Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:59 pm
You have a low decision latitude
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by Zombie Ballad on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:02 pm
Oi, underling, I'm management, and yeah, I'm quite possibly an alien's twat. However I don't have staff so will never use management speak except ironically.<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, San Serif, Arial" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by molyneux</i>
<br />Oh fuck, what a complete gang of twats. I fucking hate management, I’m convinced all of them are aliens.
How about these:
Let me run this by you
Take a quick thought shower on the subject
We need you to walk the extra mile on this please
Do it in your marginal time
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<br />Oh fuck, what a complete gang of twats. I fucking hate management, I’m convinced all of them are aliens.
How about these:
Let me run this by you
Take a quick thought shower on the subject
We need you to walk the extra mile on this please
Do it in your marginal time
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by molyneux on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:03 pm
Salmo, your very slowly becoming Gigwise' funniest member
Just fucking pissed meself then
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, San Serif, Arial" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by salmo</i>
<br />You have a low decision latitude
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Just fucking pissed meself then
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, San Serif, Arial" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by salmo</i>
<br />You have a low decision latitude
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Stand up and be counted for what you are bout to receive
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by SmellyTrabs on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:03 pm
we need to bum these figures within an inch of the 10% interest rate.
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