funny as..

pablo · by **pablo** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:38 am

go to google put in "find chuck norris" then click "i'm feeling lucky"

death_of_the_suburban · by **death_of_the_suburban** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:34 am

Haha.

I remember one of his films, where he gets captured and taken to the enemy boss.

the boss says to his henchman "Search him for weapons"

His henchman replies (dead serious) " He is a weapon"

Made me chuckle

On another point - googgle trends is a good laugh. You can compare search terms that people have used on a month to month basis.

Anal fistimg became very popular in early 2006

Reydelmal · by **Reydelmal** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:18 am

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

BillyStrauss · by **BillyStrauss** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:56 am

that's some good physio research DOAS!

BillyStrauss · by **BillyStrauss** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:04 am

silly christians always looking for jesus... there must have been a sighting of mohammed. buddhists happy that he's out there somewhere.

BillyStrauss · by **BillyStrauss** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:09 am

people seem to look for cock and ass at the same time but never look for minge... what's that tell you?:?:

salmo · by **salmo** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:10 am

> It puts the lotion in the basket

made me lulz anyway

oxyGEN Tent · by **oxyGEN Tent** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:51 am

where the world's concerns truly lie:

death_of_the_suburban · by **death_of_the_suburban** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:49 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by oxyGEN Tent
 where the world's concerns truly lie:

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funny as mate!

oxyGEN Tent · by **oxyGEN Tent** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:22 pm

upon my death:
Hello the devil!
Super, you've saved me a seat up front.
Do us a favour, move that abaddon fella to the back, he keeps putting radio 1 on.
Nice one lid

death_of_the_suburban · by **death_of_the_suburban** on Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:07 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by oxyGEN Tent
 upon my death:
Hello the devil!
Super, you've saved me a seat up front.
Do us a favour, move that abaddon fella to the back, he keeps putting radio 1 on.
Nice one lid
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

was it Jo Whiley?

Lyons · by **Lyons** on Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:29 pm

BTMNKY · by **BTMNKY** on Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:52 pm

Which just goes to show how fucking old that meme is.

Lyons · by **Lyons** on Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:48 pm

shhh don't let chuck hear you say that!

beagletron · by **beagletron** on Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:36 pm

i dont know what to make of this.

funny as..

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